Dear god,
I used to think you hated me for being gay, but after shaking off my comatose state from eating a quarter wheel of cheese, it dawned on me that you are actually upset with me for being a gluttonous pig. I will try my best to cut down my cheese, chocolate, and cookie intake....
Much love and respect,
nancyd
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thanks for sharing this nancy. it made me smile. i actually had a dream about you the other night. i ran into you on colorado, and you told me you hadn't left pasadena yet! and i was like, "well, why didn't you tell me??"
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HAHAH!! enjoy your life while you still look and feel good! :)
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